WASD move · weapons fire on their own · survive the 30:00 shift
LEVEL UP! choose:
GLIZZY GAUNTLET
Move with WASD — weapons fire on their own. XP gems drop from kills; level up = pick 1 of 3 (click or 1/2/3). Max 4 weapons + 4 passives, Lv 5 each. Survive the 30:00 shift.
WEAPONS · max one + own its paired passive, then open a 📦 = EVOLUTION
🍅KETCHUP BLASTERrapid bolts at the nearest enemy · evolves with 🌶️
🌭FLYING WIENERShurls dogs where you last walked · evolves with 🔱
🧈MUSTARD LASHsmacks beside you · evolves with 🛼
🧄GARLIC AIOLIdamage aura around you · evolves with 🛡️
🥖WIENER ORBITglizzies circle and bonk · evolves with 🍞
🛢️GREASE SPILLburning puddles · evolves with 🧲
🔗SNACK LINKfrying beam to your nearest homie (solo: sweeping laser) · evolves with ⏩
PASSIVES
🌶️EXTRA MUSTARD+10% damage
⏩RAPID SQUEEZE−8% weapon cooldowns
🔱DOUBLE SQUIRT+1 projectile
🍞THICC BUN+20% max HP (and a heal)
🛼EXTRA GREASE+8% move speed
🧲GLIZZY MAGNETgems fly to you from farther
🛡️FOIL WRAP−1 damage from every hit
THE CUSTOMERS
😋WALKERthe hungry masses
🐦THE FLOCKfrail seagull rings — free XP if you're quick
😡KARENtanky, hits harder
🤨REGIONAL MANAGERevery ~3 min · drops a 📦 chest
🤬THE MANAGERboss at 10:00 & 20:00
🕵️HEALTH INSPECTORarrives at 30:00, unkillable — you survived the shift